Plenty of patrons had asked me strange things, but this was the first who asked me where my car was parked. It was almost comical to look at the man, because he actually thought I was going to tell him. I struggled to come up with a reply, but the best I could muster was, "That's personal." What I meant to say was, "Sir, the fact that I work in a public library doesn't make me stupid, it just makes me poor. There's no way I'm going to tell you–a psychotic person who could very well have a knife in his pocket–where I have parked my car. . Scott Douglas
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  2. We may sit in our library and yet be in all quarters of the earth. - John Lubbock

  3. When I was a child, it was a matter of pride that I could plow through a Nancy Drew story in one afternoon, and begin another in the evening.. .. I was probably trying to impress the librarians who kept me supplied with books. - Kathleen Norris

  4. I have loved this disaster of a library since I was old enough to read. - Eleanor Brown

  5. ...but there was never enough time to read. The great irony of working in a library. - Jan Louch

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  1. There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.

  2. When I tell people I went to library school, the most common reaction is either “You’re joking, right?” or “They have schools for librarians? Do they teach you how to properly sssh people?

  3. It took a bit of popcorn and a library snack bar to make me realize that being a librarian was about more than just giving people information. It was about serving a community. And if the community is hungry for more than just knowledge, then...

  4. We don’t have to destroy the library of the past. We just need to give it a face-lift.

  5. I like to imagine that library school was started because of some sort of silly bar bet where a guy got really plastered and told his buddy that he could convince people that librarians needed to be trained in the art of librarianship. Sadly, this...

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